Wow, Maggie, wow

I’m sorry to interrupt this normally calm blog, but something terrible just happened. My dog (Maggie, not Liza) just snuck into my room, and ATE five of my hair ties! And I really like my hair ties!

Ok, carry on… I was just vehemently angry there for a minute.

Liza: A List

Things my dog is not afraid of:

• bigger dogs with teeth
• feral cats
• humans
• peeing inside

Things my dog is afraid of:

• red buckets in shadows
• plastic bags
• macaroni and cheese